THIS IS ROBOT HALEY, AKA JUANITA PEDROBORG. I HAVE HACKED INTO HALEY'S BRAIN AND AM TYPING WITH MY ROBOTIC ARM ONLY. SPECIFICALLY MY LONG PINKY. IT IS VERY RAPID AND ALSO COMES EQUIPPED WITH 24 SELF SHARPENING CRAYONS INSIDE THE ARM. THERE ARE ALSO MISSILES.
LET ME ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL SOON RUN FOR GOVERNMENT IN SWEDEN. IF THEY DO NOT ACCEPT ME, I WILL JOIN PIRATE PARTY. EVERYONE LOVES A PIRATE ROBOT. THEY WILL APPRECIATE ME. IF THEY DO NOT I WILL USE MY CRAYONS TO WRITE THEM A VERY POWERFULLY WORDED ESSAY. THEN USE THE MISSILES.
AT THIS POINT, I WILL DEMAND MANY BOXES OF OIL AND STACKS OF MAXIM MAGAZINES.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE.
JAUNITA PEDROBORG
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