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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Things that are Strangely Satisfying

No you perverted kids, not like that. I'm talking about those weird things you do that instantly give you a sense of "Ah yes, that's just nice." And you're momentarily so proud or excited for that brief moment and it's such a simple or stupid thing you just did... Here's a list of some of those things that I can think of right now.

  1. When you run out of water in your glass but you're too lazy to get up and so you wait for the ice to melt and then there's finally enough to take a small drink.
  2. When you force yourself to bike up a hill until your legs are burning and you're making that terrible face of pain and you're really considering getting off and just walking the rest of the way up but you continue to force yourself to get to the top.
  3. You've put off your laundry for w e e k s and you finally just make yourself do it and you put your empty laundry basket down and all your stuff is clean.
  4. From a guys perspective: When you're have a dream where you have to pee or you're peeing but you can never "complete the job" and then you wake up and finally pee for real. [I didn't know these dreams existed but w/e]
  5. The smell of gasoline :]
  6. Taking your socks off when you really want to but you've been too lazy to do it for a long time.
  7. When your alarm goes off and you're so tired and you really don't want to get up and THEN... you realize it's Saturday (or another reason you don't have to get up).
  8. When you give yourself really stupid checkpoints (If I just write this paragraph, if I can just bike to this street [on a really long bike ride, i.e. like my one to school], if I can just make it up 2 more flights of stairs...) and you finally reach that pointless checkpoint and you feel like the end is so much closer than it was before.
  9. When you've finally managed to train your cat to piss on your enemies.

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